turns out that this might be necessary to navigate the future madness


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and it feels terrible omg. just came back from freshman camp, it's gg to be a wild and stressful four years for me.

to make it up to everyone - oh gosh i feel so horrible - here are three Nate/Serena short stories based on my iTunes set to random. Mostly AU, just because.

( | nothing compares to you | )

in case you didn't know, I wrote somewhat crack-y dan/chuck fic for myjunk_is_you's holiday exchange 2010...

| doesn't matter that this place is so, so sad |
[gossip girl | r | dan/chuck, nate/serena, the parents, blair, carter, vanessa | greek gods!AU, chad michael murray]
3692 words | i don't own gossip girl or greek mythology
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Pretty sure this was supposed to be short, but my mind had other plans. So much for doing a series of crack! disney fics. If the porn is strange, apologies. Haven't really gotten mah groove back yet. Happy new year, everyone!

| you have no idea how many inconvenient boners you've caused |[gossip girl | nc-17 | nate/serena, chuck, blair, dan, ( Read more... )

So i thought 'hmm, i should write a gossip girl fic' and then i thought of how nate seems like the kind of person who doesn't love mornings, but he'd be so mean if he unknowingly bitchsmacked blair or serena while drowsy, and who was the next best person? chuck bass, of course ( Read more... )

because there is only so much angst a person can take, here be less angsty fic! mostly ridiculously sweetness and hilariousness. how did this madness derive? blame supernatural fandom, where one of the brothers constantly become female in fics. And since the TV version of GG is practically an AU fanfic of the book series - Erik, for one, is Erik ( Read more... )

| the beautiful ones - envy |
[gossip girl | nc-17 | nate/serena, serena/carter, nate/jenny (oh yes i did) | dark, so very, very dark. abuse, (possible) horror, dub-con, and warnings from hereafter are spoilers: character deaths, suicide, insanity, adultery]
i do not own gossip girl nor the rough plot that is devdas | 3845 words
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| the beautiful ones - pride |
[gossip girl | nc-17 | nate/serena, serena/carter, nate/jenny (oh yes i did) | dark, so very, very dark. abuse, (possible) horror, dub-con, and warnings from hereafter are spoilers: character deaths, suicide, insanity, adultery]
i do not own gossip girl nor the rough plot that is devdas | 1717 words
It’s such a slap to ( Read more... )

| the beautiful ones - greed |
[gossip girl | nc-17 | nate/serena, serena/carter, nate/jenny (oh yes i did) | dark, so very, very dark. abuse, (possible) horror, dub-con, and warnings from hereafter are spoilers: character deaths, suicide, insanity, adultery]
i do not own gossip girl nor the rough plot that is devdas | 2171 words
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